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X Marks The Thot Harness

Perfect for Zoom meetings, grocery runs and jazzing up your otherwise plain chest department. Assembled from 20mm elasticated straps and features two handy O-ring details at the front and back for hanging your swipe card, keys or Tamagotchi.


Egs has a 104cm chest and wears size Medium in Leopard with gold O-ring, and REFLECTO with silver O-ring



Gold 25mm O Ring

Silver 25mm O Ring

X Marks The Thot Harness

  • Tags are ugly and you're going to cut them out anyway, so here's how to care for your garment!

    Treat your items from The Snack Bar as costume pieces - parade them around your office, wear them on stage, make people stuff money in the sides... and wash them carefully when the party is over

    We recommend a cold handwash or washing in a delicates bag, then hang out to dry immediately (no tumble drying!) - metal hardware doesn't like to be wet for long - unlike us.

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