Perfect for Zoom meetings, grocery runs and jazzing up your otherwise plain chest department. Assembled from 20mm elasticated straps and features two handy O-ring details at the front and back for hanging your swipe card, keys or Tamagotchi.
Egs has a 104cm chest and wears size Medium in Leopard with gold O-ring
Gold 25mm O Ring
Silver 25mm O Ring
X Marks The Thot Harness
Tags are ugly and you're going to cut them out anyway, so here's how to care for your garment!
Treat your items from The Snack Bar as costume pieces - parade them around your office, wear them on stage, make people stuff money in the sides... and wash them carefully when the party is over
We recommend a cold handwash or washing in a delicates bag, then hang out to dry immediately (no tumble drying!) - metal hardware doesn't like to be wet for long - unlike us.